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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via uttusoles)

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destroy-wifi:

my legs hurt from sitting down all day

(via magicul)

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  • Straight haired person: Just comb it!
  • Curly haired person:
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thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

(via of-mice-and-batman)

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